The One Star Podcast Without Scott And Jeff (TOSPWSAJ)

500,005. Holy Water, Viking River Cruises, The World‘s Oldest Amusement Park, and the excruciatingly exciting world of NOTE PADS!

It's the episode critics have been raging about! The infamous Note Pad episode. We've been teasing it for weeks. Now it's finally here. That's right, these people are reviewing paper. Oh yeah... PAPER! 

ALSO... Doug reviews The Cheesecake Factory, Viking River Cruises, and Old Town Sacramento. Meanwhile, in a race against time, Kip takes us on a trip to the world's oldest Amusement Park. THEN... the ultimate reviewing experience has arrived. A 12 pack of plain-ass notepads. What could go wrong? Oh.... You just wait and hear. 

 

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500,004. Magic Mushrooms, Ferry Boats, Hot Tubs and Another Thing!

It's an extra special TOSPWSAJ this week as Geofferson Bunch stops by Podcasting Headquarters to talk Hot Tubs, Ferry Boats, Real Estate, and the magical land of Amsterdam. This piece of Ear Art is going straight to the listening museum. LIKE IT OR HATE IT, YOU GOTTA RATE IT... 1 STAR!

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500,003. Mt. Everest, Drain Weasel, and Lever 2000

You are going to crap your ears when you hear this one. It's just that okay! Kip and Doug discuss Lever 2000's new compromised soap formula. Plus Kip reviews five-star reviews of the Drain Weasel and Doug reads reviews from people ill prepared for a trek up Mt. Everest. Share headphones with the cute guy or gal next to you on the plane. If they don't want to share, just sneak an earbud in their ear when they fall asleep. 

500,001. Mall of America, More Olive Garden and Big Big Medium Size News

Kip and Doug read reviews from the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is the Mall of America, as well as a small mom and pop Italian eatery in Glendale called Olive Garden. Plus, a sponsor has been embedded in the show, listen while Kip and Doug organically work it into conversation. And a very very special guest almost stops by. Let’s be honest, you’re going to want to give this episode 2 stars. It’s that good!

500,000. The Science Center, and Texas Roadhouse and Andy Peters!

This is the episode you will be telling your grandparents about!

Doug goes deep on the Texas Roadhouse, Kip talks Pool Maintenance, AND Comedian Andy Peters stops by to give us a one-star tour of the LA Zoo and Science Center. TOSPWSAJ F-Shirts and Chicken Diapers now available in our online store! 

Guest: Andy Peters - www.andypeterscomedy.com (New album available now)

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40,010. Ivermectin, American Girl Store, Bad Hotels, and Deja Vu

Kip and Doug are back with another One Star offering!! Doug reads the reviews he should've read before staying at a Red Roof Inn outside Sacramento. Kip regales the listeners with the tale of his weekly trip to the American Girl Store. Kip loves dolls! Then our strip club correspondent Kevin reviews Deja Vu in Vegas. Plus Ivermectin! If you push play on this podcast right when the Paramount logo begins it lines up perfectly with The Hunt for Red October. 

40,009. McDonalds, Chinese Mail Order Shirts, and 5-Star Norm MacDonald

One Starmy Unite! In today's episode, we're one-starrin' McDonalds, and then digging deep into the lucrative, yet eternally shady Chinese T-shirt trade.  PLUS, we look back at some 5-Star memories of the great Norm MacDonald. Get your ears waxed up, it's time for TOSPWSAJ. 

 

Special Guest Sir Patrick Stewart... had to cancel at the last second, but we were able to do even better, Space Musician Merc Boyan!

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40,008. Caverns, Roswell, and SOAP DISHES!!

We're back from break and more one star than ever. In this thought-provoking episode of TOSPWSAJ, Doug dives into the world of soap accessories while Kip takes us on a trip through the American Southwest. If you want Nikki Seifkin to take you back, you need to play this episode at full volume outside her bedroom window.    

40,007. Water Parks, Wells Fargo, and the Hustler Casino

On this riveting episode, we visit Wisconsin Dells and dive deep into the piss of their many waterparks. PLUS, the wild and crazy antics of your local bank branch! AND... Are casino dealers trying to take your money? The answer may not surprise you. AND ALSO.... Kip and Doug are chosen for a highly coveted Podcasting Concierge Mentorship. Don't know what that is? You probably need a Podcasting Mentor Concierge. Kip and Doug are available. 

SPECIAL GUEST: From the major motion picture "Fight City", Danny Solomon. https://twitter.com/dannysolomonn?lang=en His comedy album is out now! 

40,006. Elephant Erections, Dude Wipes, Helicopter Rides and Bomber Jackets

Put wrapping paper on your ears and give yourself the gift of Ear Art. Kip and Doug fill in for Scott and Jeff and read each other reviews from the world wide web. Kip takes a helicopter ride to Catalina while Doug takes a deep dive into Dude Wipes. Plus, powdered soap and badass jackets. 

PARENTAL WARNING: Parents should not listen to this episode, way too many dick jokes for parents. Everyone else should listen multiple times.